Right Change: Obama Wants You to Send Him Cash Instead of Giving a Wedding Gift

In a world that seems full of bad news, there is a new bright spot! Instead of receiving those lame wedding gifts that help you start a new life with your spouse, birthday presents that you don’t really need and gift cards on special occasions that you are sure to forget because the economy is that good; why not have your friends and family give a donation to Barack Obama!

That’s right, be a patriotic American and instead of getting useless gifts on your big day you can register at BarackObama.com and give to a real cause. It’s not like you haven’t given him billions in tax dollars already.

Here is what Obama says:

According to Breitbart.com, this is the following explanation of why to give:

When you click through to the Obama Event Registry, the Obama campaign informs you just why you should send Obama money rather than having grandma buy you that crock pot:

"Got a special milestone or event coming up?

Instead of another gift card you’ll forget to use, ask your friends and family for something that will go a little further: a donation to Obama for America. Register your next celebration—whether it’s a birthday, bar or bat mitzvah, wedding, or anniversary—with the Obama campaign. It’s a great way to show your support for a cause that’s important to you on your big day."

This is yet another example of Obama telling you that he knows how to spend your money better than you do! It might as well read, “Hey you stupid idiot, instead of getting useless crap that will help you provide for your family, why don’t you just give the money to me and I’ll make sure you have everything you ever want courtesy of the United States Government!"

Barack Hussein Obama truly is The Most Arrogant Man In the World. He truly believes that nothing is more important than himself – not your wedding, not your birthday and definitely not your wedding anniversary. What is most important is that he be reelected because he knows best. Didn’t he do a great job with all that money you already gave him for his “stimulus”?

Don’t be surprised when starts asking people to forgo their honeymoon or birthday parties and instead “invest” that time in something more useful, like say – working a phone bank for his reelection campaign. Who needs to consummate a marriage anyway?

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